The Pussy Patch

When chick just cant get any this is what they use.

Lesbionic

There is only one way to save the hot beauty and thats to make her lesbionic. She might not like guys any more but she can now fight crib 24/7!!!

Worst Morning TV News Performance EVER!

Danielle Staub, that insane woman from Real Housewives Of New Jersey performs her single “Real Close”, some hideous dance remix that makes me want to drown myself in my morning cereal, and then choke myself on a waffle - OMFG!

Church statue depicts something that all guys can appreciate

See, even back then gobbling down a dick was something that women loved to do!

Transformers Ride at Universal Studios

This ride has visuals at such a high resolution that your eyes will need two months to adjust after you view it. Sure, you can be all cynical about it being a lame ride for geeks, but deep down we’d all love to have a go.

Gap Yah - WTF!?!

We've all seen them, those trustafarians loafing around Goa in their tie-dyed trousers thinking they're getting consciousness expansion. Pah! I snort crack off my Burberry-clad 25 year old nan's eyeballs if I want consciousness expansion.

what does that even mean?

William Shatner Helps the Unfriended

Last week Jimmy Kimmel held his annual Unfriend Day on Facebook. It's certainly a noble pursuit, but not without its casualties. So fortunately there was William Shatner on hand, to reach out to the unfriended and consul them.

It’s Time For The ‘Best of Web’

Not had enough time to check out the best of the interwebz because you’ve been too busy doing something meaningless and not worthwhile like holding down a job or spending time with your family? Time to change all that then!

An Answer To My Prayers!

I bow my head and pray to the big dude in the heavens every day and thank him for creating such an awesome thing as females! If i was worthy enough to make a slight comment thou, i would suggest he make them all taste like beer!