Simon Cowell gets a fiest old woman for the last contestant of the day

Grandma is proud of her daughter, but Simon just hates her.

Jogging in the 1970s FTW!

Back then it had a silent 'y' and was actually pronounced yogging. And you could only go if you took two hot chicks in skimpy clothes with you. That was just how it was back then, go ask Ron Burgundy if you don't believe it.

Hilarious Necklace

Looking for a special gift for a loved one? Something that really expresses the way you feel while remaining amusing and light hearted? Look no further. This silver beauty says it all and comes with a pull-chain to completely transforms its look!

Run Away

This is the appropriate response

About the army

About the army, yeah, well, it's not what it once was, that's for sure. It looks like of lot of fun, now.

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Harry Potter Meets Metal

The boy wizard takes a turn to the dark side of headbangers and puts a devil sign up to Hogwarts as this black-haired guitar demon shreds the fuck out of the Harry Potter song. This should definitely become the film's new soundtrack.

Redhead loves her vinyl

The way to a woman's heart is through music, and a record player

Drunk elephant gets a tasty snack from his friend's ass

Bet that tastes really..bad.

A Man Recreates Himself in Sims

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world, that’s right, ALL of them. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.